Hi Friends,,,Kaise hai sab,,,bahoot din huye aapse mile
Gujarta Raha har pal woqt ki aandhiyo ke saye me,,,,
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Ab kon samjhaye
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Main Aur Merii Tanhaaii
Aavaara Hain Galiyon Men Main Aur Merii Tanhaaii
Jaayen To Kahaan Jaayen Har Mod Pe Rusavaaii
Ye Phuul Se Chehare Hain Hanste Hue Gul_Daste
Koii Bhii Nahiin Apanaa Begaane Hain Sab Raste
Raahen Hain Tamaashaaii Rahii Bhii Tamashaaii
Main Aur Merii Tanhaaii
Armaan Sulagate Hain Siine Men Chitaa Jaise
Qaatil Nazar Aatii Hai Duniyaa Kii Havaa Jaise
Rotii Hai Mere Dil Par Bajatii Huii Shahanaaii
Main Aur Merii Tanhaaii
Aakash Ke Maathe Par Taaron Kaa Charaagaan Hai
Pahaluu Men Magar Mere Zakhmon Kaa Gulistaan Hai
Aankhon Se Lahuu Tapakaa Daaman Men Bahaar Aaii
Main Aur Merii Tanhaaii
Har Rang Men Ye Duniyaa Sau Rang Dikhaatii Hai
Rokar Kabhii Hansatii Hai Hans Kar Kabhii Gaatii Hai
Ye Pyaar Kii Baahen Hain Yaa Maut Kii Angadaaii
Main Aur Merii Tanhaaii
Sweetu { Nista }
Piyaar Kisey Tum Kehtey Ho?
Kamosh Zabaan Ke Lafzon Mein
Kuch Posheeda Si Baatein Hai
In Posheeda Si Baaton Mein
Kuch Chahat Ki Barsaatein Hain
In Baaton Ko Hum Muddat Se
Seenay Mein Chhupaye Bethey Hain
Kuch Posheeda Si Baatein Hai
In Posheeda Si Baaton Mein
Kuch Chahat Ki Barsaatein Hain
In Baaton Ko Hum Muddat Se
Seenay Mein Chhupaye Bethey Hain
Kuch Paaye Bina Kuch Kho Dena
Ye Piyaar Mein Ham Ne Seekha Hai
Sooraj Mein, Chand Sitaron Mein
Har Shai Main Tumhi Ko Dekha Hai
Ye Piyaar Mein Ham Ne Seekha Hai
Sooraj Mein, Chand Sitaron Mein
Har Shai Main Tumhi Ko Dekha Hai
Dharkan Mein Bhi Naghma Ban Kar
Saagar Ki Tarah Tum Behtey Ho
Ye Piyaar Nahi To Tumhi Kaho...
Phir Piyaar Kisey Tum Kehtey Ho?
Saagar Ki Tarah Tum Behtey Ho
Ye Piyaar Nahi To Tumhi Kaho...
Phir Piyaar Kisey Tum Kehtey Ho?
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Jokes
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
• Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children?
The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more
• A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, "If you pretend you're asleep, he stops."
• A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!
• Manmohan Singh: Weare sending Indians to the moon next year!
Bush: Wow! Howc many?
Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut
Gabbar Sing
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada
hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai,
mujhe goli maar do
Banta Jokes
Banta: Yaar ek masla khada ho gaya hai.
Santa: Yaar Itna kyon masla jo sala khada hi ho gaya
Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+
SMS Shayari
Na kabhi yeh chupaya ki pyaar kitna hai..
Na kabhi yeh jataya ki Dard kitna hai..
Bas hamare uss Ek khuda ko malum hai..
Hamari zindagi me ahmiyat aapki kitni hai..
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Mitti hai pal bhar mein bikhar jayeange hum log,
Khushbu hai to har dor ko mahaka jayeange hum log,
Hum roohe safar hain hame naamo se na pahchano,
Kal kisi aur naamo se aa jayeange hum log.
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Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,
Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,
Akela tu pehel kar,
Kaafila khud bann jayega,
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Apni zameen, apna naya aasman paida kar,
Mangane se zindagi kab milti hai E dost,
Khud hi apna naya itihaas paida kar.
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JO MAINE KEH DIYA HAI WO TUJHE KAR KE DIKHAYENGE,
BEWAFAI NA KARNA WAFA KARNA TUJHE HUM SIKHAYENGE,
NAHIN HAI TUJHE JEET SAKA ISS JAHAN MEIN KOI,
YEH WADA RAHA TUJHE HUM HI HARAYENGE.
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DUNIYA MEIN AAYE HO TO GAM SE KABHI DARNA NAHIN,
JO DAR GAYA UNME JINE KA DUM NAHIN,
ZINDAGI KI REL MEIN MILTE RAHENGE HUMSAFAR,
KAL KOI AUR HOGA AAJ BHALE HI HUM SAHI.
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Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko Kabhi Yaad Na Kar,
Taqdir Mein Jo Likha Hai Uss Ki Fariyad Na Kar,
Jo Hoga Wo Ho Kar Rahega,
Tu Fikr Mein Apni Hasi Barbad Na Kar.
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Udasiyon se apni nikal kar to dekho,
Zinda ho to,zinda reh kar to dekho.
Apne liye bahut jee liye, aye aazad panchhi,
Thodi der pinjre mein reh kar to dekho.
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Kitnon ki takdeer badlni hai tumhe,
Kitnon ko raste pe lana hai tumhe,
Apne haath ki lakiron ko mat dekho,
In lakiron se aage jana hai tumhe.
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Samne ho manzil to raaste na modna,
Jo bhi mann mein ho wo sapna na todna,
Kadam kadam pe milegi mushkil aapko,
Bas sitare chun-ne ke liye kabhi zameen mat chodna.
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Mere marne ke baad mere liye tum ashq na bahana,
Main har waqt sab ko hasata rehta tha,
Mujhe accha nahi lagta kisi ko rulana,
Agar kabhi meri yaad aa jaaye to,
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Bhujhi shamaa bhi jal sakti hai,
Toophaan se kashti bhi nikal sakti hai,
Hoke maayus yoon na apne iraade badal,
Teri kismat kabhi bhi badal sakti hai.
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Zindagi mein kai mushkilein aati hain,
Aur insaan zinda rehne se ghabrata hai,
Na jaane kaise hazaaron kaanton ke beech,
Reh kar bhi ek phool muskurata hai.
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Waise akele hi aaye hain aur akele hi jana hai,
Kaisa bhi ho bandhan ek din to toot jana hai,
Koi kitna bhi rahe pass ya kitna bhi rahe door,
Sukh dukh ka jalwa apne hi mann ka afasana hai.
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Ruth gaya hai mujhko manane waala,
Ab koi nahi naaz mere uthaane wala,
Par jaane kya sochta hai,
Yeh khula darwaaza,
Shayad rasta bhool gaya, aaane waaala.
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Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmon par na ja,
Mere seenay main kai aur bhi gam paltey hain,
Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar,
Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain.
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Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo,
Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga.....
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Kuch kar kay dikha diya, ki kaam bohut hain,
Is jahan main jeetnay walay muqaam bohut hain,
Mukammal shakhs wahi jo duniya ko badal dalay,
Roz mar mitney walay naam bohut hain.
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Aao jhuk kar salam kare unhe,
Jinki zindagi me ye mukaam aaya hai.
Kis kadar khushnasib hai wo log,
Jinka lahoo desh ke kaam aaya hai.
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Sar Jhukaogay to pathar bhi dewtaa ho jayega,
Itna na chaho ussay, woh bewafa ho jayega.
Hum bhi dariya hain, humein apna hunar maloom hai,
Jis taraf chal padey raasta ho jayega.
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Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.
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Ban sahara be-saharo ke liye,
Ban kinara be-kinaro ke liye,
Jo jeeye apne liye to kya jeeye,
Jee sakke to jee hazaro ke liye.
Cool Romantic Hindi SMS
Cool Romantic Hindi SMS Contributed by Users:
Log bewajah shak katre hai unpe
jo bina wajah pakde jaate hai.
Koi unko bhi shak ki nigaah se dekh le,
jo Ankhose dil ko chura lete hai.
-Contributed by Surendra Holambe
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Bhoolna jise chaahtein hain,
Yaad use hi sabse zyada karte hain
Chuda kar gaya tha jo daaman hamara,
Use paane ki aas aaj bhi rakhtein hain
-Contributed by Manisha Chawla
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Aye ! Jara Sun Albeli ...
Na Lana Aankhon Mein Kabhi Nami,
Kyunki Tumse Hai Roshan Ye Aasman Aur Zamin
Naa Hona Kabhi Aankhon Se Dur...
Kyunki Tum Nahin Hoti To
Lagati Hai Zindagi Main Kuchchh Kamin....
-Contributed by Sheetal Shah
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Tarana hay to pain may jao
Kenare pay kya rakha hay
Pyar karna hay to baho mey aavo
Ishaaro may kay rakha hay
-Contributed by Harinder Singh
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Ek lamhe mein unhone zindagi sawar di,
Ek lamhe mein unhone zindagi ujard di.
Kasoor unka nahi hamara tha,
joh un do lamhoin mein hamne zindagi gujar de
- Contributed by Rahul Dhoni
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Gujju Jokes
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Dhiru Bhai Shah.
Bill Gates:Thank you for coming. Those who do not know Programming may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
DhiruBhai says tohimself, 'I do not know Programming but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Dhiru Bhai says to himself' I never managed anybody by myself but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
500 people leave the room.
Dhiru Bhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave.
498 people leave the room.
Dhiru Bhai says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
Calmly, DhiruBhai turns to the other candidate and says `kem chho'
The other candidate answers 'ek dam majama'
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