Cool Jokes

Bad Book

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her.

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

Locked Out of Car

Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down"

A Friend Most True

A Friend Most True

I need to know if you’re my true friend,

Will you be by my side until the end?

Can I tell you my secrets deep?

And trust them in your heart you’ll keep?

We are neither of us without our flaws,

Can you accept mine as I will yours?

I’ll be a shoulder to cry on when you’re blue,

Will you be there for me when I need you?

No matter how busy I will make time for you,

If you are busy will you make time for me too?

I will take your hand and comfort your tears,

Will you hold me and soothe my fears?

I will give you joy and many warm smiles,

Can we share that even across many miles?

I will not forget what’s important to you,

Will you remember what’s important to me too?

With you my most favorite things I’ll share,

If only I know do you truly care?

If you can accept me as I do you,

Then I will know you are a friend most true.

Thanks & Regards

Gargi Rami{ Nista }

sweetnista@gmail.com

Tari Yaad Aave Chhe

Tari Yaad Aave chhe

scroll karu mari juni yado ne

hyperlink thai ne tu same ave chhe.

ek ek minute tari yad ave chhe

screen saver ni jem tu same ave chhe

Besu chhu kam karva

minimize karu chhumari badhha window ne

Desktop ni jem tu same ave chhe

delete karu chhu a yado ni file ne

pan thodi thodi vare a recyclebin mathi pachhi ave chhe.

shutdown karu chhu mari system

to pan shutdown message ma tu ave chhe.

scan karu chhu mari harddisk ne

virus bani ne tu same ave chhe

dial karu chhu isp ne

connection lai ne tu ave chhe

disconnect thai maru connection

reconnect thai tari yad pachhi ave chhe

open karu chhu mara network neighborhood ne

entire network ma khali tuj ave chhe

start karu chhu mara computer ne

to taskbar ma system date ane time bani ave chhe

off karva jau chhu system date ne

to pan taskbar property ma tuj ave chhe.

ghare thi aavu chhu office to

My briefcase ma tu sathe ave chhe.

kholu chhu a yado ni site ne

to home page ni jem tu same ave chhe

banavi rahyo chhu webastrologer.

comdarek kundali ma tu nazar ave chhe

ave chhe error mara programme ma

MSDN Help bani tu ave chhe

compile karu chhu javana programme ne

classpath check kari tu ave chhe

joi a chhe mari system ne power

power code bani tu ave chhe

betho chhu site banavva

domain name bani tu same ave

store karava mangu chhu kaik

Database bani tu ave chhe

select karva mangu chhu

mouse pointer bani tu ave chhe

vicharu chho bijukai jova

najar udi ne tari taraf ave chhe

gherayelo chhu computer processing ma

taskmanager ni rite tu same ave chhe

connection maltu nathi

to pan offline tari yad ave chhe

chalu karu chhu mara monitor ne

256 color ma tu same ave chhe

vichar karu chhu ghani var

su tane pan mari yad ave chhe?.

aavto nathi taro javab to vicharu chhu ke

su kam mane tari aatli badhi yad ave chhe.

check karu chhu mara inbox ne

tara sivay badha na email ave chhe.

jo ave taro email to

to hash manu ke koi ne to mari yad ave chhe.

suki padi gai chhe a yado

Tame malo to taji kari shakay chhe

samji shaku chhu a fast life ne

yad taji karva mate to ek email pan bahu ganay chhe.

jo ave taro reply to

to samju tane mari yad ave chhe

nahi to bijani jem tu pan bhuli jay chhe....

Computer Shayari

Abhi abhi to pyar ka PC kiya hai chaloo,apne dil ki es HARD DISK par ab aur kitni FILES daloo!



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Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao!



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Wo to hum hai jo aap ki chahat ko dil mein rakh ke ghoomte hai,warna aap jaise SOFTWARES to bazaar mein bikte hai!

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Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho,mere pyar ko MOUSE bana ke apni ungaliyoon se nachati ho!

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Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!

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Keval aap jaiso ke liye dil ko CUT karte hai,warna baki CASES mein COPY PASTE se kaam karte hai!

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Aap ka hasna,aap ka chalna,aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE!

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Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER kato yaar!


by Gargi - sweetnista@gmail.com




Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!



by Gargi - sweetnista@gmail.com




Tere Pyar ke liye zami-aasma ek kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi 'Ctrl+alt+delete' kar doonga...



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Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa 'cut' kiya
Ke 'paste' karna bhool gaye...



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Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke 'icon' pe
kabhi to 'double-click' karo...


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Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise '0 errors aur 5 warning'...



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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
there is no more 'disk space'.



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Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya 'server down'.



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Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya computer, kya e-mail.



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Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya..



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Nazar mein to kai hain Par dil se ek wo only hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab 'read only' hain...