Jokes

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50



• Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children?
The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more



• A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, "If you pretend you're asleep, he stops."



• A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?


French: Toilette pepper!



• Manmohan Singh: Weare sending Indians to the moon next year!


Bush: Wow! Howc many?


Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut