*~* LiGhT JOKe *~*

*~* LiGhT JOKe *~*

At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining

of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him" What the hell

did you do to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?

Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in

my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and

the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find

anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he

was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That's how

I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car
wreck. The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look

terrible. What the hell happened to you?" He replies, "You know I have been

unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my

alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting

dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a

fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two

patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened

to you?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd
floor!"