Unki chahat ko apni mohabbat bana ke dekh

Unki chahat ko apni mohabbat bana ke dekh


Unki hasi ko apne hoton se muskurakar dekh



Unke ashkon ko apni ankhon se girakar dekh

Unki bechainiyon ke apne dil main basa ker dekh




Ye mohabbat ek hasin tohfa hai ae dost


Kabhi mohabbat ko is tarah bhi nibhakar dekh



Bohat ho chuki mohabbat mein meri ruswai


Ae Khud main wafa kar ke bhi bewafa kehlayi


Ya tu anjam dede meri mohabbat ko tu


Ya hata de hum diwanoo par se apni khudai




Dard kitne hain bata nahin sakti


Zakhm kitne hain dikha nahin sakta




Ankhon se samjh sako tu samjh lo

Ansoon gire hain kitne gina nahin sakta

Usey Main Bhool Jana Chahta Hoon

Usey Main Bhool Jana Chahta Hoon

Suno ! Main Muskurana Chahta Hoon

Dukhi Rehnay Ki Aadat Ho Gai Hai

Mager Ab Gungunana chahta Hoon



Puraney Sab Taluq Toor Ker Ab

Nai Duniya Basana Chahta Hoon

Woh Nazmen Paaon Se Lipti Hain Lakin

Main Un sey Jaan Churana Chahta Hoon




Woh Sab Tohfey Woh sookhey Phool Sarey

Main Ab Un Ko Jalana Chahta Hoon

Main Utna Pass Aata Hoon Tumharey

Main Jitna Door Jana Chahta Hoon




Maery Hamdam, Haqeeqat Hai Yeh Meri

Main Teray Pass Aana Chahta Hoon

Ubhrney Ki Koi Khahish Nahin Hai

K Ab Main Doob Jana Chahta Hoon

Mumkin Ho Aap Say To Bhula Dijiye Mujhay.....

*** Mumkin Ho Aap Say To
Bhula Dijiye Mujhay ***



Mumkin Ho Aap Say To Bhula Dijiye Mujhay
Pathar Pay Hon Lakeer, Mita Dijiye Mujhay


Har Roz Mujh Say Taaza Shikayat Hai Aap Ko
Mai Kia Hon, Aik Baar Bata Dijiye Mujhay

Merey Siwa Bhi Hai Koi Mozoo-e-Guftugu
Apna Bhi Koi Rang Dikha Dijiye Mujhay


Mai Kia Hon, Kis Jagah Hon, Mujhay Kuch Khabar Nahi
Hain Aap Kitnay Duur Zara Sada Dijiye Mujhay


Ki Mai Nay Apnay Zakham Ki Tash'heer Jaa Baja
Mai Maanta Hon Jurm, Saza Dijiye Mujhay


Qaim To Ho Sakay Koi Rishta Gohor K Saath
Gehray Samandaron Mai Baha Dijiye Mujhay


Yun To Shola-e-Jaan Sard Ho Chuka
Likin Sulag Uthoon To Hawa dijiye Mujhay

Arz Kiya he

Internet Per Ladki Pataayi

Internet par ladki pataayi Internet par ho gayi sagaayi Internet par divorce ho gaya Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

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Koi na mila

Koi na mila aisa jis pe duniya luta dete sab ne dhokha diya kis kis ko bhula dete Dil ka dard dil me dabaye rakha hai Bayaan kiya hota to mehfil ko rula dete

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Apne Hisse ki Jindagi

Apne Hisse Ki Jindagi To Hum Bahut Jee Chuke Ab To Bas Dhadkano Ka Lihaaj Karta Hai Khafa hai in duniya walon se Jo aakhari saans pe bhi aitraj karta hai Mere tute hue dil ko koi shayari kahe to koi gam nahi Dard to tab hota hai Jab koi wah wah karta hai

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Tum banke

Tum banke dost aise aaye zindagi me ke hum yeh zamana hi bhool gaye tumhe yaad aaye na aaye hamari kabhi par hum toh tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye

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Dosti

Pag pag me phool khile khushiyan aapko itni mile kabhi na ho dukhon ka samna hai aapke liye dosti ki shubh kamana

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kitni jaldi

kitni jaldi ye mulakat gujar jati hai pyaas bujHti nahi barsaat gujar jati hai apni yaadon se kaho Is kadar na aaya kare neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jati hai

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Apne dil

Apne dil ki baat hum unse keh nahi sakte Bin kahe bhi jee nahi sakte Aye khuda aisi takdeer bana Woh humse khud aakar kahe "HUM AAPKE BINA REH NAHI SAKTE"

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woh dillnashi hamara imtehan

woh dilnashi hamara imtehan kya legi nazre mili to nazre jhuka legi use hamari kabr pe diya jalane mat dena yaaro abhi woh nadan hai kahi apna hath jala legi

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kabhi kabhi

Kabhi kabhi dil udas hota hai halka sa aankho ko ehsas hota hai chhalakte hai meri aankh se aansu jab aapke dur hone ka ehsaas hota hai

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Duniya me

Duniya mein bahut gham milenge Sachh maano ache dost kam milenge Jis modh par sab saath chodh denge Us mod par intezar karte hum aapko milenge

CHANDNI

Main to chala yaro chand ke pas!

leker apni kuch tamanna aur aas,

milon ga main wahan aaj chandni se!

bhojhoon ga kuch sawaal aaj chandni ke,



ae chand tujhe chandni ki qasam!

aaj kiun hai pathar ka sanam,

meri aawaz ko na sun paey wo!

tu pukaray to chala aaey wo,



suna hai har shikast main ek jeet hoti hai!

suna hai tujh main sanam ki preet hoti hai,

jal gaya hai aaj mera aashyana teri chandni se!

nawaqif tha ke rootha hai aaj sanam teri chandni se,



banaya gaya tujhko chand is ki waja kia hai!

hota gar main chand to is main bura kia hai,

kiya teray aur meray dil main mushabihat hi nahi!

aesa lagta hai mujhe ke mujh main dil hi nahi,




aesa dil batlado kahan se laaon main!

bikta hia kis bazar main kharid laaon main,

kiya hai aata jis ne tujhko dil e noor ae chand!

maangoon ga main bhi dil ewaz apni jaan

If You Love Someone .........

*THE ORIGINAL QUOTE


If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....


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THE NEW VERSIONS.... .


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Pessimist:


If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was


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Optimist:


If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
Don't worry, she will come back.


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Suspicious:


If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.


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Playful:


If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
Free again, repeat *


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Bill Gates :


If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
Tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.


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Finance expert :


If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

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Khuda se mannat

Khuda se mannat hai meri lauta de jannat woh meri,

Mera rooh ki tasveer mera pyaar,

ho khudaya lautade pyaar dobara

Charo taraf tho pehle sukhoon hi sukhoon tha,

Awaam ko dil se ishq ka junoon tha,

Mera pyaar sawara knyu jab isko yun ujadna tha

ishq ma manzar pe khanjar knyu chalaya

Mera rooh ki tasveer mera pyaar Ho khudaya lautade pyaar dobara

Chahe kafan ka joda mujhe pehna de tu,

Bas ek baar mujhko mera pyaar mila de tu,

Tamanna hai guzarish hai dard e dil ka khwahish hai,

Doob thi kashti ko dila de tu kinara.

ho khudaya lautade mera pyaar dobara

Cool Jokes

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Have AÂ Smiley DayÂ
With Joy , Fun & Real HappinessÂ

Zara Gaur Faramaiyega

Please take timeout to enjoy some bekawaas & beetukee "sheer-o-shayaree" !!!

1)

Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter
Waah! Waah!

Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter
Waah! Waah!

Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km prati Litre !!

2)

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ....
Waah! Waah!
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ....

Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii ... !!

3)
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ....
Waah! Waah!
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ....

Didi Tera Devar Deewana...!!

4)
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ....
Waah! Waah!
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ....

Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon !!


5)
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ....
Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..


6)
Hotnon Pe "Haan" Hai ....Dil Mein "Naa" Hain
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ....Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....
Shashi-Kapoor kehta hai : "Mere Paas Maa Hai "

7)
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ....
Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

8)
Door se dekha to ayine ne kaha "beautiful beautiful.."
Door se dekha to ayine ne kaha "beautiful beautiful..."
Wah Wah , Subhanallah.
Jara pass jake dekha to ayine ne kaha " April-Fool , April-Fool"

Main tere haath pe

Main tere haath pe rach jaunga rangon ki tarah,

Tu mera naam kabhi haathon pe saja ke to dekh

Main tere jism mein mehkunga gulabon ki tarah,

Aa kabhi mujhko dil mein basa ke to dekh.

Main tere lab pe chha jaunga muskarahat ki tarah,

Apne honton se mera naam bula ke to dekh.

Main teri aankh mein bas jaunga kajal ki tarah,

Tu meri yaad ka ek khawab saja ke to dekh.

Main bikhar jaunga chaar su khushion ki tarah,

Apne naam se mera naam mila ke to dekh!

Ae dost tu mat ho udaas

Ae dost tu mat ho udaas, 

Saans meri chute na chute tra saath. 

Phir bhi agar tujhe aaye meri yaad,

toh mujhe call kar lena, 

meri INCOMING BILKUL FREE HAIN..!!